Adjay77’s Memories…

he Unlucky Day of a Mat Rempit…

Last Tuesday…or was it Wednesday? (I can’t remember), I was on my way back from work about 7ish. The traffic flow were strangly smooth on this particular day but I never knew how strange it was going to get. As those that know me, everybody knows that I ride a Suzuki VS125 Scooter. Have you’ve all heard that some ‘mat rempit’ and scooter riders don’t mix. Like water and oil don’t mix. I don’t know how long this has been except that innocent people from both sides, sometimes get hurt from small insignificant incidents.

Anyways, I was on my way back home when I heard that inmistakable sound of a ‘mat rempit’ motorcycle. I looked at my side mirrors and lo-and-behold I see his ‘mat rempit’ on his (shiny) Yamaha RXZ150 weaving through traffic like he was shooting through white water rapids. And sitting passenger was his buddy, arms crossed in front of him with confidence with a smug look on both their faces. They’re expression looked like they just shagged a cow or something and thought they had just won a Guiness Record or the like!

Where was I? Oh yes, does everybody know the U-turn underneath the fly-over in front of Kelana Jaya heading back to Subang Jaya, Sunway and Puchong? The one with Shell Depo’s on BOTH sides of the highway? Thats where this ‘funny’ story starts…

Now this two dudes were weaving throught traffic heading towards the U-turn as I am. Weaving motorcycles usually tend to ‘chop’ in front of other vehicles because they think its cool (and thats what happened to me and I could have sworn the two ‘homo idiotes stupides’ were smirking). To the other people its like they’re the Executioner and they’re going to ‘behead’ us. SO, up comes this U-turn and the RXZ took the U-turn like Max Biaggi and I was Valentino Rossi on the attack. I was doing something like Tit-for-Tat for the ‘beheading’ thing and figured the U-turn was my chance to get some payback.

Unfortunately, Other powerful forces were at play. I could see (from my angle’d view) that the idiots were taking the corner a little too fast and too low. All I could do was watch (with facination) as the pillion rider’s foot clipped the 30cm high inline curb, then the riders; finally the bikes exhause pipe which caused the rear wheel to slide. After that, I saw the two’s sides slam ONTO the curb, sparks, peeling skin and the two eating gravel and dirt. And I had a first class seat to this ’stunt action’ with barely a few inches to spare avoiding the ‘rempit’ skid-out. What did I do after that? I sure as hell didn’t stop. I definitely sure as hell didn’t help them because I’m sure as hell think that they deserved it! That two nearly caused me to have an accident, nearly caused somebody’s car to have an accident and God knows how many ALREADY had an accident because of him. The last I saw was the two of em’ picking themselves up from the asphalt and vanishing from my side mirrors as I zoomed away satisfied.

The moral of the story, don’t be a show-off, don’t be an asshole, don’t look for trouble when you can avoid it; and my favourite… If you can’t say anything nice, Don’t say anything at all.

Call me a sadistic, sarcastic S.O.B. or whatever. I’ve been called worst.

Ain’t payback a Bitch?

Nuf’ Said. LaterZ.

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